Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Trapped

Casey locked me in my own car. How? Do you ask. Well, we pulled up to his work for his weekly meeting, he got excited when he saw someone and took off out of the car with my keys and locking it. I would have just called him and demanded my keys back so I wouldn't die, but the moron** left his phone sitting on the seatt right next to mine. Too affraid of the blaring alarm to get out of the car I was suffocating in I thought if I take a nap this will be over before I know it. It was so hot and stuffy I could only sleep for no more than 15 minutes. My poor puppy is just pacing back and forth panting like crazy and drinking all of MY water... I couldn't take it any longer. finally I looked around, I could only see two people, thought it was safe enough to endure this humiliation. I unlock my door.. .and nothing. oh yes I'm free and with no alarm... wait hold that thought... it started screaming at me the second I actually opened my door. The fresh air felt amazing despite the racket. I tried to stay calm, and not look suspicious... but I saw the fed ex driver eyeing me, so I took off on foot through the parking lot like nothing had happened, until I found some grass to chill on while I waited for Casey to come look for me. Lots of dirty words ran through my head as I thought of what to say to my heartless husband... then again if I act all nice.. It could make him feel worse. My thoughts were soon inturupted by what looked like a bum telling me its okay if my dog bites him because he's been bitten by much bigger dogs... Okay.. Hercules go GET HIM. ha ha. I wish that had happened. Casey's meeting was an hour long (longest hour of my life)...when Casey got out of the meeting and noticed the abandoned car he called looking for me, I tried to be nice but lost my cool. That bone head just laughed as he said "I didn't know, I'm sorry"


Let it be known I do still love him and I'm not mad about being trapped in my car. We've had some good laughs about that situation... and hey, It gave me a reason to update my blog. :)


**.... and the only reason I chose the word MORON is because while we were at the cabin, he took a Moron test. Don't you think if you are taking a test to find out if you are a moron... there is in fact moron in you?

3 comments:

  1. what a smart husband you have!!! :)

    i can't believe you really sat in the car and took the heat cause you didn't want the alarm to go off. you're funny.
    i'm happy you survived the heat, and cars get hot so fast!!!

    P.S.
    LOVED the moron test comment.... that's awesome.

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  2. haha I would have probably done the same thing... I hate when my car alarm goes off... it makes me feel so guilty for some lame reason... even though it's MY car!

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  3. How funny! I would have bailed in the first thrirty seconds, but then of course you have to remember...i'm a moron. No quiz needed here!

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